a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

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*bag of sour cream and onion potato chips stuck to the ceiling*

seapup:

now THATS an aesthetic

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awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

panicvision:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

Christmas is canceled. :(

panicvision:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

Christmas is canceled. :(

also i bought dry shampoo so ill probably never shower again :/

i #converted my bf in2 likin lana he asked me 2 send him ultraviolence cuz i kept playing it every now n again n he was in2 it

powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint


October 29th 2011: “Who owns who?”

October 29th 2011: “Who owns who?”

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Artist: Lana Del Rey
Album: Ultraviolence
Song: Flipside
Plays: 114,521

Lana Del Rey - Flipside (Target Bonus Track)

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