"Which is annoying."
"Which is annoying."
tbh im watchin all of the harry potter films again and when hermione punches draco in the face it STILL satisfies me 2 no end thank u 2 everyone involved in that scene it is a cinematic masterpiece
morning all here’s your tumblr fact of the day:
sometimes they put special butt plugs up corpses so they wont poop while the family views them
and thats all from ur tumblr fact of the day
down on the west coast, they’ve got a saying…
my claim 2 fame: my head was fckin huge when i was born
i asked my mum what time i was born n she didnt know so i was like “ur an awful mother” n she was just like “i was out of it tbh but i do remember ur head was so big that the nurses said it was the biggest head of a newborn in this city” which was nice i guess thx mum
Vice now running shit. Starting w Ultraviolence
i told my mum about tha girl n she tried 2 make it a thing about how much she accepts tha gays and how she’s super liberal n “let tha gays have kids!!!!” while i kept sayin “ya but these ppl r so young” n she was still like “the gays the gays!!! u dont accept tha gays and i DO” “but the age mam” “GAYS” n its like
ok @ u sayin that when like 2 years ago u were tha 1 sayin i wasnt allowed 2 act gayer since i came out u can fck rite off with ur condescendin attitude tryna act like ur better 4 tha gays than me
a girl i went 2 school with when i was like 8’s birthday is today and i found out she’s a mother n this isn’t just a “oh look teenage pregnancy” thing like she adopted (legally or just socially) her partner’s child and her partner is also basically my age but the thing thats rly getting me is they’re in a lesbian relationship did her partner cheat on her w/ a man or did @ the age of 18 they decide to go thru sperm donors like what happened did these teenagers literally decide 2 just have a baby or is this an accidental pregnancy from unfaithfulness cuz they’ve been together for like 2 years now im so confused im assumin that like they chose 2 have a child together but who does that at 18??? damn i hope 2 avoid kids for like another 10ish years at the earliest i mean good 4 her n happy birthday n shit n tbh this comes across as judgy its not tho im genuinely just like ???? @ someone choosing to be a parent this young
I relate to being the person who people come to for “such a change from the old routine,” but not being the main thing. I had a long-term relationship for seven years with someone who was the head of a label and I felt like I was that change of routine. I was always waiting to become the person who his kids came home to, and it never happened.
Lana Del Rey for Complex Magazine (2014)