gas-station-disco:

matrimoany:

remember when björk literally attacked a reporter

WELCOME TO BANGKOK ~

(Source: alejadnro)

(Source: swelegantt)

Katy Perry about masturbation. [x]

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

mangerdanger:

my parents caught me sneaking out of the house so they took away some of my privileges

im a black lesbian now

(Source: drarna)

(Source: kingofconeyisland)

marc-monster:

A Lady Gaga concert

The beginning got me really excited and then…

(Source: notincourt)

send me a message telling me why you dislike me so i can laugh at you and tell you to fuck off

(Source: bestpal)

hausofcoralcunt:

THAT’S HER VOICE

OMG FUCK ME

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know theyre eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy

(Source: courag3)

cybervoodoo:

I was in the car today, and it something terrible dawned on me. My sat-nav’s voice is the same voice as ‘Medoner’ from the Nekci Menij show. 

pambeeskneesley:

one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school

and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture

and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron 

(Source: macaronis)

david-the-third:

Remember when that kid from Glee dissed Katy?

(Source: electraxheart)

(Source: imissssyourface)